by Top Hats and Effigies

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Slartibartfast Reminds me of Cardiacs. I don't know why, because it's so different... but at the same time it's equally crazy. Favorite track: Dead Last.
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a long story involving a magical long sword with a bad attitude and a merry traveling band of drunken trolls on acid. but actually these 3 songs are part of a story that will be told through 2 albums that has nothing to do with magic swords or trolls. the first of these albums is in the works which these songs will be re-recorded for.

Physical cds are available if you want them...but they dont look great and you need to pay for shipping (unless you come to a show-they are free there)! :D just download the stuff for free. If you REALLY want a physical copy, email us. We'll throw in a piece of hard candy to make you feel better once you get it. Freshness of candy not guaranteed.


released July 8, 2012

Peter Hraur (Widdly) -Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Dan Reynolds (Wiggles) - Drums, Percussion



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Top Hats and Effigies Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Top Hats and Effigies is an experimental band with dark cabaret, jazz, and progressive, avant-garde metal influences.

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